I was bit by a dog a couple days ago on the finger. I was hoping it was a radioactive dog, so I could suddenly get doglike powers, but so far, I don't have claws or fur. On the bright side, I don't have a strong desire to fetch sticks or chase squirrels up a tree.. I was also kind of hoping that it had taken off one of my fingers because it would have made a really interesting story to share with the ward when I get home...or to my family, or to my future children, or anywhere. I would be the "Nine-fingered Missionary". That would be awesome. But nope, it didn't happen.\ I still have all my fingers!
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